djkalteraphine:

THIS IS PICCOLO. HE’S LEAN, HE’S MEAN, AND HE’S BRIGHT GREEN.

EXCEPT SOMETIMES WHEN HE’S DARK GREEN.

THIS IS HIS POP POP. HIS NAME IS ALSO PICCOLO AND HE’S THE KING OF DEMONS. HE’S ALSO THE BIGGEST BADASS THE EARTH EVEN KNEW BEFORE GOKU.

DIS IS PICCOLO AS A BABY. NOT ONLY IS HE PICCOLO DAIMAO’S SON, HE’S ALSO HIS REINCARNATION. DAT MEANS HE HAS HIS MEMORIES AND SHIT.

PICCOLO DECIDED TO AVENGE HIS DADDY BY BEATING UP SON GOKU.

ALSO HE CAN GROW GIANT.

PICCOLO JR. AND PICCOLO DAIMAO ARE PRETTY MUCH THE COOLEST BAD GUY IN ALL OF DRAGON BALL.

BUT THEN RADITZ CAME AND SO PICCOLO DECIDED TO TEAM UP WITH HIS RIVAL GOKU.

THIS MADE PICCOLO THE COOLEST ANTI-HERO. (BITCHES LOVE THE MAKANKOSAPPO.)

BUT THEN PICCOLO BECAME FRIENDS WITH GOHAN, GOKU’S SON, AND THE FIRST PERSON TO EVER BE NICE TO HIM. (AWWW MAN WHAT A SWEETIE.)

SO PICCOLO GAVE HIS LIFE TO SAVE HIM.

BUT IT’S TOTALLY COOL BECAUSE THE NAMEKIAN DRAGON BALLS BROUGHT HIM BACK TO LIFE AND HE MERGED WITH A FELLOW NAMEKIAN WARRIOR NAMED NAIL.

NAIL WAS A SUPER AWESOME BADASS WHO DEVOTED HIS LIFE TO PROTECTING THE GRAND ELDER, AND EVENTUALLY GAVE UP HIS OWN CONSCIOUS MIND SO PICCOLO COULD FIGHT FREEZA.

AND YEAH, HE DID.

YEARS LATER AN EVIL MONSTER SHOWED UP ON EARTH, SO IN ORDER TO FIGHT HIM, PICCOLO MERGED WITH HIS ORIGINAL SELF, KAMI. (THAT’S JAPANESE FOR GOD, FOOL.)

AT THIS POINT PICCOLO IS THE STRONGEST PERSON IN EXISTENCE.

PICCOLO: COOLEST BAD GUY, COOLEST ANTI-HERO, COOLEST HERO.

IT’S FUCKING FACT.

(DID I MENTION HE’S ALSO THE COOLEST BABY SITTER?)

(via rurounidrew)