“This is like the fifteenth time my dad sent me a friend request. I’m just gonna hit accept.” 
“No, no, no, no, don’t do it, Robin. You don’t want to see what’s behind that door.”

(via fuckyeahhowimetyourmother)

Taco on social media websites

girl im crushing on put a status bout her boyfriend on facebook

headyjohnson:

she said she loves him…

rurounidrew:

If Hogan was an Avenger he wouldn’t put any other avenger over. 

It’d be like this;

Loki: I have an army

Hogan: I have me….brother.

It’d be the Aven-Wo and every week someone would join their stable. Loki would even join them then get kicked out. Then join again. Then Spidermankind will win the WWE Championship and the Aven-Wo will become nonexistent.

robpollak:

First of all, I am obligated by social media etiquette to thank everyone for the birthday wishes and say that I am overwhelmed. So, Thanks! I’m overwhelmed!

Now that that’s out of the way, I’d like to rank those that recognized my birthday in the following order:

1. Present buyers: These…

I Know What You Facebooked Last Summer (And the one before that. …And the one before that. …..And the one before that)

So…

Facebook archives all your messages and won’t let you delete  them. You can hide them but they’re still there. I went through them and saw some old stuff way back in 05 and I don’t like to too the “I’ve changed” horn a lot, but God did I change for the better. Some of those messages were just creepy. Also, I used a lot of unnecessary slang. Remember when people used to say that something was “the troof?” That seemed to be the word of the day back in 04/05…

And I wasn’t trying to be creepy. I was trying to be a nice guy, but you don’t message girls like that, bro. What are you doin 2005 KeepItFiveStar? You’re KeepItCreepStar, bro.

Thank you Facebook for reminding me of the shame I repressed. On a much lighter, non-creepy note, I’m gonna start blogging on this thing more. Pictures are fun but I should really do some more good with this Tumblr! With great Tumblr comes great responsibility! And lots of copyright infringement!