The best difference between 16 and 24 (other than independence)
is not getting intimidated by girl’s dad’s anymore. I’m at my physical peak and they’re all late 40’s to late 50’s. At this point, I could duck and dodge around these old chumps without breathing hard.
“My intentions sir? Well, I intend to put my thumb in her butt the way she likes. What you gonna do, Throw your blood pressure pills at me?”